Serves him right
Back in May last year, I met a bloke who I thought could be the one. He was charming, good looking, tall, muscular and insisted on paying his way. Things were looking up.

He broke up with me very early one Saturday morning by sending me a text whilst I was upstairs in his house in his bed and he was downstairs making himself a coffee. Told me he'd not had any feelings for me since I'd come back from a 2 week holiday in July and that he was staying with me out of pity.

He then proceeded to text me every day after this apologising and begging me to give him another chance - to which he got told to go away (though not nearly so politely). After a month or so of this, he sent me a text telling me he'd met someone else and how wonderful things were.

Now, I'm not normally one to believe in karma, but what happened next amused me no end. It turns out that the bird he'd got involved with was a smack addict, and that her idea of a good time was shoplifting and pinching money from his wallet. He'd got a black eye from where she'd hit him one night in an argument when I last saw him, and I wouldn't be surprised if she was pregnant by now.
(Prawn, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:08, 1 reply)

Useless boys!
This is a very bad thing to have happened, but the fact that there are boys out there rubbish enough to break up with someone *by text* and *in their own house* AND while *both parties* are at that house is properly hilarious (as long as I don't think too hard about the ramifications of those people existing).

Even if it were the other way round - i.e. he was upstairs and you were down - at least you would have been able to leave without seeing him.

So yes, hahahaha at him, and best wishes for mending well for you.
(entry_level_adultette, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:05, closed)