Dear Sir/Madam/Other,
The good Miggyman states that your mode of communication pleases him, not being akin to that used on the textual functions of a portable example of Bell's communication device. The mode, when used on the common manner, constitutes shotening of words, and a disregard for the Queen's English; it is often used by comrades in criminal groups, affilitated according to neighbourhood.
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(TheSpode has little toe-hats., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:27, Reply)