"Needless to say, I had the last laugh"Celebrity autobiographies are filled to the brim with self-righteous tales of smug oneupmanship. So, forget you had any shame, grab a coffee and a croissant, and tell us your smug tales of when you got one over somebody.
Thanks to Ring of Fire for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:55)
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Party favoursIt was nearing my birthday and as is the tradition my parents were going to throw me a party, so after dishing out invitations to my friends and all the fit girls, I was left with a conundrum, should I invite the school bully? Nah, fuck him thinks I.
Anyhoo, the following morning in French, just before the teacher decided to show up, the bully, Sean being his name, announced to the rest of the class that my party was going to be shit, and that if I only my real friends turned up, they'd only be 2 people there, including me, which the class found very amusing, leaving Sean smiling his sparkling wit.
To which I replied, "it'd still be more than you Sean", needless to say I had the last laugh as the class cracked up at this, making Sean go red faced, up until the point when the cunt came over and punched me.
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flapmeister knows where your mum lives, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 21:27,
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