"Needless to say, I had the last laugh"Celebrity autobiographies are filled to the brim with self-righteous tales of smug oneupmanship. So, forget you had any shame, grab a coffee and a croissant, and tell us your smug tales of when you got one over somebody.
Thanks to Ring of Fire for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:55)
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"Oh poor Mrs Badger!" he cried"So hungry she very near died
But she won't feel so rotten
As soon as she's gotten
Some cider inside 'er insides"
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There was a young lady from Hydewho ate twenty green apples and died.
While her lover lamented,
the apples fermented,
and made cider inside 'er insides.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 5:24,
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