Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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The force is strong with this oneNot me, but a mate's little brother was a weird kid at school..guess he took it from the family; wore a cape sometimes, did odd stuff..
Anyways, one day he walks into class late and the teacher berates him.
"Why are you late?"
The kid, in his cape, thinks for a second, then wave his hand across his face.
"I'm not late."
*Blank stare*.....Laughter. She let him join class without any slip because of his Sir Alec Guiness impression of the Jedi mind trick.
Did I mention he was 15 at the time?
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 23:44, Reply)
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