Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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When Im late for workI always tell the boss "My sacofricosis was playing up again this morning and you dont dont want me comming in when that happens."
Hes never asked what it is but it sounds bad so just says OK, prehapse he looked it up and doesnt want to say anything.
Sacofricosis is a sexual paraphilia that refers to people who make holes in their pockets in order to masturbate in public with a minimal risk of getting caught.
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nastybadger, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:54,
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