oooook a long one
I work for a company who deal with car insurance claims. We had a guy work in the call centre who had one normal, one very short arm (half a thalidomide if you like!). He also walked with a limp... that later turned out to be because he also had two false legs. Now on the face of things this doesn't sound like the funniest of stories... more of one of great sorry... however it get's rather amusing!

This guy lied about everything you could possibly think of... he claimed to be a race driver, a member of mensa... you name it! The final straw came when he told everyone around the company pool table that he was training to be a UFC fighter. Clearly this was something we needed to persue and find out more about! He claimed to have kicked someone so hard in the head he knocked them CLEAN OUT unconscious. So amazed by his claim we asked him to demonstrate said kick... which he did... and his leg came off... right accross the busy dining room... in front of around 80 staff... then lost ballance and fell on his face.

Horrible horrible turn of events obviously and I'd be hellbound if I dare titter never mind post it on a busy forum somewhere.
( GeordieSteve, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:26, Reply)