Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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I also once met a man named Yannick through a few friends,they seemed to be a bit put off by his tall stories.
He got drunk and told us he once shot bear whilst working in the navy (which apparently also is false). I responded with, 'How many men have you killed?' jokingly. At which point he pulled me to one side and whispered in my ear, 'I'm not allowed to answer that'. I still kind of thought he was joking, being slightly unaware of his delusons, and responded 'About 100?'. He looked at me and spoke softly again, 'Nearer 20.'
The next time I saw him the pub I was in was flooding, and the water was dripping through a couple of lightbulb. His friend looking at it commented, 'Need to take them out but I might get electrocuted.'
Yannick stepped in front, looked at the light and scoffed, 'Nah, I've held much more electrical stuff in much wetter conditions.'
This conjured the perfect imaged of him testing toasters and televisions while strapped in a bath tub.
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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 21:35,
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i knew a chap named yannick who was also a notorious bullshitteralthough I'm pretty sure this one was in the army
tall chap? french? chef?
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 8:12,
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...I love "much more electrical stuff in much wetter conditions". Brilliant twattery. Does "more electrical stuff" mean "things with more eletricity", or "a greater quantity of lightbulbs", or both?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:56,
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