Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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Oh God.I dated a pathalogical liar. His stories included :
- Being raped by a girl
- Being allergic to meat, but being given an injection by the doctor to increase the acidity of his stomach, thus vapourising the meat before it could cause a reaction
- Claiming to have hand-carved me a figurine of a cat that looked suspiciously identical to one my father bought at a market some weeks later
I also attended college with the biggest bullshitter in the world, who once claimed that he sang on stage with Westlife and Steps at Wembley - why anyone would make that up is beyond me. He also told us that, being Welsh, he was great friends with the guys from Dirty Sanchez. Because everyone in Wales knows those guys, natch. On the subject of his Welshness, he also claimed Wales was better than England because 'it had its own language'. Way to go, champ.
Another classic compulsive liar was a friend of an ex of mine. He once informed them that he knew a guy who had a slit cut in his leg to store a knife in.
Oh, and one of my childhood friends told me her absent father was actually British Bulldog, the wrestler. I believed that for bloody years until I finally met her dad.
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Raped by a girl? How would that work?(
idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 3 Dec 2007, 23:00,
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The same way it works with women.You say no, they try anyway.
Seems pretty straightforward to me.
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 23:52,
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presumably...Viagra & a sedative?
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I saw thaton Desperate Housewives. Viagra and a sedative, that is. Seemed to work out on the TV.
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British BulldogBig Daddy was almost my grandad.
But my grandma was embarassed to date a man called Shirley.
I've never forgiven her.
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Weejock, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 10:51,
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British Bulldog is a wrestler?I thought it was just some sort of semi-organised school playground violence.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 13:58,
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