Saull - Human Extraordinaire
This sad fucker Saull was 40 sumthing and hung round at the local skatepark smoking GoldenV and doin the odd little shit-trick on his 'well good' skateboard or bike he just bought (each costing well into the thousands, all custom, spared no expense)
and he would tell the most fantastic whoppers ever:
- he was a drug lord for 10 years in spain and sat in a hot tub with topless birds, smoking rockie and shooting sheep (wtf?)
- he was a world renown body builder for 10 years, but quit bcuz he got too muscly and it got too easy (despite him being a short skinny goblin)
- was a world renown DJ for 10 years and knew all the major club owners
all in all from the rest of his adventures we chalked his age to 80 years.
once slept with a 16yr old and said "its ok, i told her i was 25" no its not ok.
some of the stuff wasnt even worth saying, like the new gun the army had and he'd got one. was brilliant, 3 barrels for 3 different size bullets, grenade launcher, the works.


was a fun day when we found out he lived in a caravan in his mums back garden
(Joe Guevara is well known for stealing your biscuits, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 15:16, Reply)