I heard this story on the radio the other day, but forgot the name of the comedian who told it
He lived on a street with no women. All the talk amongst the teenage boys was about girls, and what they might be like. Then one boy (let's call him A) announced that he had a girlfriend. He told all the others about how they had done some sex, etc. The girl lived in another town, next door to his granny, so he saw her at weekends. Everyone knew he was lying, but couldn't prove it.

Then the parents of one of the other boys (let's call him B) were away for a while so he had to stay at A's house. As B was staying over a weekend he got to visit A's granny. After lunch B asked A if they could go next door and meet A's (imaginary) girlfriend. A immediately announced that they had broken up the week before, that she had moved away, and he would never see her again. Problem solved.

Next summer B went away on holiday, and came back to announce that he had met A's girlfriend, danced with her, and snogged her. A and B proceed to have a fight over a girl they both know is imaginary. It wasn't any funnier when I heard it on the radio.
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:31, 1 reply)

Actaully I rather like that, though yes - your story-telling is atrocious.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:56, closed)