Don't play with it
As a small child (and often even now), I would often find myself far too involved in what I was doing to want to use the bathroom when my bladder was full. As all young males do, I would hold my willy when the urge came on. Whenever my mum saw this, she would tell me to "stop playing with yourself". This obviously wasn't enough and a little lie was required to cure this problem. I have a step brother who was circumsised as a baby. Myself and my brother weren't - so when we went swimming I saw it and being an innocent child asked my mother about it. She told me he'd had an operation and that was what they did to you if you didn't stop playing with it.

Shouldn't have been a problem, except I never realised (since I was scared to play with it) that the foreskin actually pulled back - at least not until I had to go to the doctors several years later complaining of severe pain at school - you see, if you don't know, urine can get stuck in there and turn very nasty indeed when you sit still for a while.

Thanks mum, but still love her.

That took so long to type, i'm dying for a slash...
( heyrudi has just found this setting, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 0:46, Reply)