This really happened.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:25, 10 replies)

If I end up in the archive I'm going to complain.
And it actually did. I don't QOTW often but every story is true, usually to my detriment.
(ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:33, closed)

I'd hate to be AB
You're just so frustrated with life.
(brutal stack Raided the beeves of Apollo on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:43, closed)

You know, just because it doesn't happen to YOU doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:55, closed)

You'd be surprised Badger. There's people doing all sorts all the time.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:13, closed)

Yes.
In porn films.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:28, closed)

And in real life as well.
I've had much more startling things happen than this. I just choose to keep them to myself lest people start frothing in righteous indignation and start moaning about Lies On The Internet and pandering and whatnot.

Can't possibly imagine why they never happen to YOU though...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:36, closed)

[condescension]
[smug remark]
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:54, closed)

condescension

(TheJacksonSixth, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 0:34, closed)

condescension

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 0:56, closed)

condensation

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 12:26, closed)

Have you had an accident at work? Or trip or fall anywhere?
You could be entitled to condensation.
( eXOBeX, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:42, closed)

[similar condescension and smug remark from sock-puppet account]

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:56, closed)

[smug]

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 0:05, closed)

[smuuuuuuuuuuug]

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 0:05, closed)

Oh look, this post has loads of replies! I must get my hand in as well.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 0:06, closed)

Don't see why not
I knew several hard core evangelical type American lasses that would not let you enter their holiest of holes, but every other orifice was readily used, on one occasion two at the same time by two different parties.

And I don't mean Parties in the legal sense.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:08, closed)