"You can't park your motorbike there, you idiot!"
Just last night I rocked up to Tesco to buy some food. I parked right by the shop, stepped off the bike and started taking my helmet and gloves off.

At which point I was accosted by a very irate man. "WHATTHEHELLDOYOUTHINKYOUREDOING?"
"Sorry?"
"Damn right you should be sorry! You can't park there, it's bloody dangerous, you're on the path! And what makes you so special? Why don't you park in the car park like everyone else?"
"..."
"Come on? What have you got to say for yourself?"

At which point I pointed at the floor. To the words 'Motorcycle Parking'. In two-foot high letters.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:41, 7 replies)

Then what?
Did he flounce off in the huff? Apologise profusely? We need to know!
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:33, closed)

^What she said

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:35, closed)

Sputtered, went red and stormed off without another word.

If you could bottle moments...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:40, closed)

Good job it was a man
A woman would have carried on arguing that you were in the wrong...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:58, closed)

If it was a woman he would have been wrong

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:06, closed)

I am a woman and you are both wrong
sexismlols :D
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:54, closed)

If a man expresses an opinion and there is no woman present
Is he still wrong?
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:55, closed)

I think this is very funny!
well done.
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:54, closed)

MASSIVE LETTERS!!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:19, closed)

MASSIVE WANK!!!
Yeah!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:00, closed)

MIDNIGHT ANGER!
Grrrrr!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 7:40, closed)

Yessssss!
Win!

There were a few moments last year (year before?) when bikes were allowed in bus lanes. Had a few cars try and stop me cutting back in, with a kind of "hope you get a ticket" look.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:23, closed)

That happens in brizzle
They cut you up even though bikes are allowed in bus lanes...

Twunts
( zulu eh?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:10, closed)

Ha! Kerwollitee!
Have a click from one biker to another.
x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:52, closed)

And another one from another one
My local supermarket has a bike bay, in which the odd twunt will sometimes leave their car.

One on occasion one parked next to a Harley, so close it couldn't be got off the side stand.

Harleys are ridden by 2 kinds of people: Angels, and very large men who would like to be Angels. Their friends are of the same ilk, and it was 4 of these friends who answered the phone call and rolled the car onto its roof. As a parting gesture, they wrote the car owners name and address on the door, with a winking smiley.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:57, closed)

we know who you are lols.
real world lols win over internet lols every time, Yeah!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:04, closed)

Harley riders lose all sense of proportion
Best way to take the wind out of a pompous Harley rider's sails;

When they're being all smucg about how much their Harley cost, point out that a decent mid range Harley costs about the same as a base model Ford Focus.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:50, closed)

Short....
and VERY sweet! Ker-lick!
(Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 8:01, closed)