Little Victories
I recently received a £2 voucher from a supermarket after complaining vociferously about the poor quality of their own-brand Rich Tea biscuits, which I spent on more tasty, tasty biscuits. Tell us about your trivial victories that have made life a tiny bit better.
( , Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:07)
I recently received a £2 voucher from a supermarket after complaining vociferously about the poor quality of their own-brand Rich Tea biscuits, which I spent on more tasty, tasty biscuits. Tell us about your trivial victories that have made life a tiny bit better.
( , Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:07)
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Waiting for headteacher to arrive to take an assembly for our year 11.
One particularly quiet lad (not popular, but not unpopular - got on with everybody) stood up, and went to the front and said:
"Ladies and Gentlemen! I have an announcement to make. I'm gay. I'm here, I'm queer and if you don't like it you can fill me in after school, but I just have to get it off my chest after all this time."
My school wasn't best known for it's acceptance of LGBT policies, and the pupils were worse. What with us being a rough rural community. This could go one of two ways, and he has 6 months of school left I thought. Within a flash, one of the bullies stood up and said "Thank fuck for that! We were starting to worry you might be straight!"
Acceptance was immediate. Took bollocks that did!
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 1:34, Reply)
One particularly quiet lad (not popular, but not unpopular - got on with everybody) stood up, and went to the front and said:
"Ladies and Gentlemen! I have an announcement to make. I'm gay. I'm here, I'm queer and if you don't like it you can fill me in after school, but I just have to get it off my chest after all this time."
My school wasn't best known for it's acceptance of LGBT policies, and the pupils were worse. What with us being a rough rural community. This could go one of two ways, and he has 6 months of school left I thought. Within a flash, one of the bullies stood up and said "Thank fuck for that! We were starting to worry you might be straight!"
Acceptance was immediate. Took bollocks that did!
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 1:34, Reply)
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