Little Victories
I recently received a £2 voucher from a supermarket after complaining vociferously about the poor quality of their own-brand Rich Tea biscuits, which I spent on more tasty, tasty biscuits. Tell us about your trivial victories that have made life a tiny bit better.
( , Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:07)
I recently received a £2 voucher from a supermarket after complaining vociferously about the poor quality of their own-brand Rich Tea biscuits, which I spent on more tasty, tasty biscuits. Tell us about your trivial victories that have made life a tiny bit better.
( , Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:07)
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Early one sunday morning at a free party in the countryside
The police shut it down, meaning that several hundred muntered ravers had to get back into town unexpectedly - and before arranged lifts etc had arrived.
My mate, being in an extremely happy and friendly mood for some reason, decided to see if he could cadge a lift in a police car. That's not a euphemism for attacking a policeman, he really did try to thumb a lift back into town. With the predictable sarcastic reply from the policeman.
Wavy lines to the next day at work, where for normal, professional reasons he had to meet with some police officers. Yes, guess which officer walked into the office. No amount of suits and professionalism could disguise the fact that this was the same wasted hippy they'd seen the previous day!
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)
The police shut it down, meaning that several hundred muntered ravers had to get back into town unexpectedly - and before arranged lifts etc had arrived.
My mate, being in an extremely happy and friendly mood for some reason, decided to see if he could cadge a lift in a police car. That's not a euphemism for attacking a policeman, he really did try to thumb a lift back into town. With the predictable sarcastic reply from the policeman.
Wavy lines to the next day at work, where for normal, professional reasons he had to meet with some police officers. Yes, guess which officer walked into the office. No amount of suits and professionalism could disguise the fact that this was the same wasted hippy they'd seen the previous day!
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)
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