Coloured. A poem about the futility of racism and other stuff which is all highly on topic. Honest. I never said it was good though...
I love all sorts of people
I find it rude to judge
I love coons and even men
Who pack each other’s fudge.

I like gooks and even japs
Lesbians and spacks
Wogs and chogs and nogs and frogs
Pakis, nips and blacks.

I like micks and even spicks
They all are decent fellows
And I don’t have a problem with
The chinky slit eyed yellows.

If people are intolerant
I’ll kick ‘em out of town
Cos I love everybody
Even Asians what are brown.

But the lanky Na’vi wankers
And short-arse twat Smurf runts
Can all fuck off to where they came
The fucking shit blue cunts.
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 19:29, 3 replies)

:(
Smurfist
(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 23:09, closed)

Is that when...
...you've got your hand up your partners backside so long, that the blood supply effectively stops?
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 7:28, closed)

First click of the week.
Your poem will now do the rounds on social media.
(posthumous mince is tiptoeing through the tulips, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:10, closed)