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Trying to impress a new girlfriend, I 'borrowed' my mother's car. Dropping her off in London, I managed to lose the car keys between locking it and reaching the other side of the road. Utter humiliation followed as my mum took the train to London with the spare key...
What have you lost over the years?
( , Fri 3 Dec 2004, 8:01)
Trying to impress a new girlfriend, I 'borrowed' my mother's car. Dropping her off in London, I managed to lose the car keys between locking it and reaching the other side of the road. Utter humiliation followed as my mum took the train to London with the spare key...
What have you lost over the years?
( , Fri 3 Dec 2004, 8:01)
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A bit off topic but hey
I was once with this lovely girl , and she had a bracelet from her dead mother that she ADORED. She had never taken it off in like 10 years.
Well one day we are in bed and then she says: "Where is my bracelet?" . Sure enough it was not on her hand.
I fucking almost panicked ( ok I paniced) , expecting a river of tears , cries,screams etc. . So I stand up nakkid ( it was our first time sleeping over hokay? ) and stand bending over to look under the furniture.
After 5 minutes of frantic , and I mean FRANTIC , searching I realise that she hasn't even come out of bed.
I ask what is wrong , to which she replies , that loosing it was worth it just for the sight of me running around nakkid bending over anything over 1meter tall.Then she laffed for a couple of hours. And I sexed her for a couple of hours.
We where together for a couple of months. I think she loved me. I broke her heart with a sledgehammer.
SORRY PAT!
( , Tue 7 Dec 2004, 11:10, Reply)
I was once with this lovely girl , and she had a bracelet from her dead mother that she ADORED. She had never taken it off in like 10 years.
Well one day we are in bed and then she says: "Where is my bracelet?" . Sure enough it was not on her hand.
I fucking almost panicked ( ok I paniced) , expecting a river of tears , cries,screams etc. . So I stand up nakkid ( it was our first time sleeping over hokay? ) and stand bending over to look under the furniture.
After 5 minutes of frantic , and I mean FRANTIC , searching I realise that she hasn't even come out of bed.
I ask what is wrong , to which she replies , that loosing it was worth it just for the sight of me running around nakkid bending over anything over 1meter tall.Then she laffed for a couple of hours. And I sexed her for a couple of hours.
We where together for a couple of months. I think she loved me. I broke her heart with a sledgehammer.
SORRY PAT!
( , Tue 7 Dec 2004, 11:10, Reply)
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