Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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I’ve worked in some risky jobs in the past including heavy industry and underwater demolitions. Sure enough some other people have come to grief, sometime permanently, but I wanted to write something about ME ME ME.
I’ve been wracking my brains for the worst work related injury I’ve had and all I can think of is the time I cleared a paper jam from the office copier with too much of a flourish and gave myself a paper-cut on the end of my nose.
It really really stung.
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And yet....I like this more than any of the other stories so far
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chthonic, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 23:53,
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Perhaps you should set some better questions in future.Perhaps from the "qotw suggestions" if you'll excuse such outside-the-box thinking.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 9:48,
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But this did come from the qotw suggestionsJust not from yours, eh?
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chthonic, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 9:50,
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AlsoMe liking it better than others doesn't mean I disliked the others...
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chthonic, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 9:51,
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