Lurid Work Stories
"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
( , Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
( , Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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Yeah,
But what can you do with a turbo-charged ass - other than start calling yourself the Heinous Anus?
( , Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:46, 1 reply)
But what can you do with a turbo-charged ass - other than start calling yourself the Heinous Anus?
( , Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:46, 1 reply)
I was hoping that losing all the calcium in his bones
would have turned him into Plastic Man.
( , Sun 8 Sep 2013, 7:42, closed)
would have turned him into Plastic Man.
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