Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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They should have just shot the cunt down.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:04,
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He went on holiday to Ipswich ... that's clearly more than a cry for help.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:11,
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shush it, you.ippo is grea....no, i can't do it. it's a town full of inbreds and thickos.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:47,
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Not too many prostitutes these days, though.(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:30, closed)
that was our only selling point :((
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:34,
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that, and the fact that Cardinal Thomas Wolsey was born there 500-odd years ago/former resident
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:59,
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the gert fat fucker.the waterfront is starting to look proper nice now. shame about norwich road. /current resident. well, one of the posh estates on the outskirts..
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:07,
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by "posh" do you mean "somewhere you're less likely to get your head kicked in if you can read and write"(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:26,
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About seventy 'massage parlours', though(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:48,
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