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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:07)
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Whoops!Remembering this story is making me grin like a chimp again!
My wife was bending down sorting out some laundry when my 8 year old son decided to walk past and pretend to fart in her face... for a bit of a laugh.
What actually happened is that he lifted his leg and let off the loudest fart I think I have ever heard.... I am sure that birds on the other side of the planet scattered.... now I have to say that time seemed to stand still, as the realisation of what he had just done dawned on the guilty party and the recipient... I mean, really stood still.... I felt like I was going to have a stroke as I tried to keep the laugh in... tears rolling down my face... my son was stood there like a deer in headlights (sheer terror on his face) and my wife had the sort of face that could only be described as 'psychotic'.
Still nobody had moved.... my son then cleared the stairs (I think in one leap) my wife in hot pursuit, leaving me to laugh hysterically... when my wife returned downstairs I had to put on the straight face again (very hard - I do think snot bubbles were caused in the attempt) and I think I found this hysterically funny for at least a week afterwards, just closing my eyes and visualising the two faces, captured in time.... I am struggling to type this (apologies for length, but I am typing between guffaws!)
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:48, 5 replies)
No....it was more of a THRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:38, closed)
You could say the joke sort of 'backfired'(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:55, closed)
I'm sure his missus wasn't happy when she got wind of it.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 23:55, closed)
heheh..Now *that's* putting the "guff" in "guffaws" :)
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:39, closed)
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