whoa!
Once, right, I was really blaaargh! And then I did this gear and everything went "ting!" and all of a sudden there were mooses... ... or was it mices? ... ... ... yeah... anyway, so I had a bit of a crisis and had to call Spud. He was like "yeah!" and I was all over it and then this thing happened. It wasn't a normal thing. It was, like, a really weird thing. Yeah, weird! Oh man, you should have been there! If you had seen the size of that turtle, you'd have laughed. Fucking hell! Spud couldn't believe it when I told him what happened on the way down to his place. I ended up with a beer after that. I'm not sure how I got it, but I remember there being very bright lights. I managed to get Spud one too but he told me he already had some in his fridge. So I put mine in the fridge too. Then I had to go and get it out of the fridge again because I wanted to have a drink of it. I said "Yeah!" and so did Spud. Not long after that, Spud said "Yeah!" and so did I. When the lights went out, I had a little sleep and then the following day I found a packet of spangles down the side of Spud's sofa. I told Spud all about it and he was like, "Yeah!!!!!". So we munched those and went down to the beach. Oh man, you should have seen the turtles! Fucking EVERYWHERE! Yeah! (well, that's what Spud said, anyway). I just stood and stared at the mooses... or was it mices? ... ... yeah... anyway... so I had a bit of a crisis and had to call Spud. He was like "yeah!" and I was all over it and then this thing happened. It wasn't a normal thing. It was, like, a really weird thing. Yeah, weird! Oh man, you should have been there! If you had seen the size of that turtle, you'd have laughed. Fucking hell! Spud couldn't believe it when I told him what happened on the way down to his place. I ended up with a beer after that. I'm not sure how I got it, but I remember there being very bright lights. I managed to get Spud one too but he told me he already had some in his fridge. So I put mine in the fridge too. Then I had to go and get it out of the fridge again because I wanted to have a drink of it. I said "Yeah!" and so did Spud. Not long after that, Spud said "Yeah!" and so did I. When the lights went out, I had a little sleep and then the following day I found a packet of spangles down the side of Spud's sofa. I told Spud all about it and he was like, "Yeah!!!!!". So we munched those and went down to the beach. Oh man, you should have seen the turtles! Fucking EVERYWHERE! Yeah! (well, that's what Spud said, anyway). I just stood and stared at the mooses... or was it mices? ... ... yeah... anyway... so I had a bit of a crisis and had to call Spud. He was like "yeah!" and I was all over it and then this thing happened. It wasn't a normal thing. It was, like, a really weird thing. Yeah, weird! Oh man, you should have been there! If you had seen the size of that turtle, you'd have laughed. Fucking hell! Spud couldn't believe it when I told him what happened on the way down to his place. I ended up with a beer after that. I'm not sure how I got it, but I remember there being very bright lights. I managed to get Spud one too but he told me he already had some in his fridge. So I put mine in the fridge too. Then I had to go and get it out of the fridge again because I wanted to have a drink of it. I said "Yeah!" and so did Spud. Not long after that, Spud said "Yeah!" and so did I. When the lights went out, I had a little sleep and then the following day I found a packet of spangles down the side of Spud's sofa. I told Spud all about it and he was like, "Yeah!!!!!". So we munched those and went down to the beach. Oh man, you should have seen the turtles! Fucking EVERYWHERE! Yeah! (well, that's what Spud said, anyway). I just stood and stared at the mooses... or was it mices? ... ... yeah... anyway... so I had a bit of a crisis and had to call Spud. He was like "yeah!" and I was all over it and then this thing happened. It wasn't a normal thing. It was, like, a really weird thing. Yeah, weird! Oh man, you should have been there! If you had seen the size of that turtle, you'd have laughed. Fucking hell! Spud couldn't believe it when I told him what happened on the way down to his place. I ended up with a beer after that. I'm not sure how I got it, but I remember there being very bright lights. I managed to get Spud one too but he told me he already had some in his fridge. So I put mine in the fridge too. Then I had to go and get it out of the fridge again because I wanted to have a drink of it. I said "Yeah!" and so did Spud. Not long after that, Spud said "Yeah!" and so did I. When the lights went out, I had a little sleep and then the following day I found a packet of spangles down the side of Spud's sofa. I told Spud all about it and he was like, "Yeah!!!!!". So we munched those and went down to the beach. Oh man, you should have seen the turtles! Fucking EVERYWHERE! Yeah! (well, that's what Spud said, anyway). I just stood and stared at the mooses... or was it mices? ... ... yeah... anyway...
( emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:57, 6 replies)

I have actually had conversations like this,
and made them.
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:27, closed)

No line braeks!!
Didn't read it, was it any good?
(Barnetboy, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:30, closed)

*slap*

( emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:19, closed)

Tickle?
(Barnetboy, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:34, closed)

*chuckle*

( emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:17, closed)

This is brilliant.
*click*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:49, closed)