Oh, you've got to see that boy in room 209
When I was around 10 I had a hernia. The symptoms included one of my testicles vanishing from my scrotum and retracting somewhere into my body, especially when i was jumping on one leg (don't ask how I found out). This seemed to be of great interest to the majority of the medical staff, and possibly some patients. At least twelve people came separately to visit me, have me undress and jump on one leg until my ball was gone. Some scribbled something on a piece of paper, others were just staring in amazement.

I'm glad if I contributed something to the education of young doctors, but to this very day i fear my ball will vanish if someone looks at it. "Sure we can fuck" i have to tell the ladies, "but don't look at my privates."
( BringYourOwnParachute Meet me here on, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 13:13, Reply)