More med student stories
Orthopaedic surgeon who believed that most of the patients he fixed the broken hips of should be instead euthanised as "let's face it, they'll be dead in a year anyway. I think the hip should be linked to the heart so that when one breaks, the other just stops."

And then there was the time that gynaecologist's glasses fell off into the open abdomen of a patient whose fibroids he was removing...
(Dave the Explosive Newt, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:41, Reply)