Messing with the Dark SideWe all like to tell stories about the *spooky* things that happen when people mess around with Ouija boards, hexes and spells.
A friend had wierd banging noises in his house for months and was deeply, deeply worried that it was the result of getting drunk and attempting to summon the devil.*
What's scared the crud out of you after you've played with the dark side?
* it turned out to be a tramp living in his attic (no, really). Also, -5 points for rubbish Star Wars jokes
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chthonic, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 11:58)
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Ruining Christmas...Not really on topic, but there ya go...
A few years back, I had some very twisted friends in Vancouver.
So one christmas a few years back, they kidnap the baby Jesus from the nativity scene outside the local church. Nicking some fence posts, they crucify the doll on the front lawn of the church. On the way home, they get hungry, and get a bucket of chickenwings. Someone has the inspired idea to make a wreath out of the bones, which they hung on the door of the church. Not content with that, they proceed to spraypaint across the front of the church:
CHURCH OF THE POISONED MIND
in letter three feet tall.
All this was done, by the way, early in the morning on christmas day.
I've seen the photographic proof, and I'm so, so sorry I missed it.
-me
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Demonic Omelette, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 19:21,
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