MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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We've caught loadsI went fishing with some friends at a local lake, I’m not a fisherman, nor will I ever be, it was more of an excuse to get strunk whilst sitting somewhere nice. Anyway, this women walking her dog comes over to us and declares ‘there is no fish in here’ to which I responded ‘I beg to differ, we’ve caught loads’ She looked a little pissed off and continued walking, when it finally clicked, ‘no fish in here’ was actually ‘no fishing here’
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toadfish, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 16:11,
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