Birthdays and bath tubs
It was at my 20th birthday a handful of years ago. I was living the good life at a flat with my mates, and on my birthday we went all out. No balloons, not heaps of people, but a dozen good mates, a lot of booze, and 48 hours of music and binging.

At some point during the weekend someone turned up with a bag of pot, and though knowing my tolerance is terrible, I decided to indulge a bit. It was my birth weekend after all.

A few hours later the flat patrons realised they hadn't seen me for a while, so went exploring. What they eventually found was a tripping cupz in the bath, wearing nothing but a shoe on his cock, a grin on his face, a cigarette up his nose, the shower on full, and his cell phone ringing from 2 inches underwater.

It was once I crawled out of the bath with the intension to ‘dick-kick' those who were happily taking photos, that my phones lithium-ion battery decided it was sick of being in dirty water and exploded.

The explosion wasn't much of an explosion, but with the dull echoing noise in my ear I managed to slip on the gin covered floor and pass out for the remainder of the photo-taking conference.

These photos still manage to meet the eyes of every new person I meet. Though at least this weans out the potential friends that don’t take kindly to naked shoe-cock men with broken bath tubs
( cupz, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:03, 5 replies)

Of course, I need to request the posting of said image immediately.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:06, closed)

pff
part of me wants to. I'll have a look for some just in case i am convinced
( cupz, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:15, closed)

\o/

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:20, closed)

(b^_^)b

(Scritty Bakerman., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:26, closed)

Pics, or...
Oh you know the rest...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 17:30, closed)