Like many others I'm not a fan of novelty ringtones.
The only one I ever had on my phone was one that goes.
*loud siren x2* Warning...I'm stood next to a ringtone wanker! *loud siren x2* Warning...I'm stood next to a ringtone wanker!

I rarely used it but I did once at a festival I worked, for shits and giggles, but also because it was the only one loud enough for me to hear.

So imagine my joy the following Monday morning, whilst stood on a primary school stage, micced up, in front of a full primary school assembly. A couple of hundred angelic faces pearing up at me.
All the kids, teaching staff and my boss waiting to see what amazing act of dexterity I'd next do to thrill and amaze, when I feel the rumble in my pocket and the dreaded sound of...
'AROOGAH... AROOGAH... WARNING...I'M STOOD NEXT TO...'
('tin'tintin, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:04, 1 reply)

I remember hearing this
Though it was a truck horn.

In a lecture, guy hands his phone to the girl sitting next to me, whispering 'you've got a message...', she takes the phone looking a bit puzzled, then BWOAAAAAAAR. Spent the next 5 minutes crying with mirth.

Definitely not a fan of ringtones either, I'm happy with my 'ring-ring', but that one had a certain charm.
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:01, closed)