Predictive Text and Sizeable Choppers.
Well, once upon a time I'm going out with a lovely young filly called Sue (none of that is true, her initial was V and she was a cunt).

Anyway, Sue was quite an attractive girl and not particularly shy, but she was somewhat self conscious of her teeth. Not that they were enormous, I mean she could eat and talk to people without lacerating passers by, but they were largish and she had a lower front tooth that stuck out a tiny bit. I thought it was cute at the time, but this is before I found out she was a manic depressive with a growler like Brian Blessed's chin and the personality of a freshly raped Smiths fan.

Anyway, now that the build-up is much larger than this story justifies, I sent her a goodnight text one evening. Something along the lines of "Had a great night[lies], see ya tomorrow honey xx".

Honey being the word I'd like to focus on here. The word which requires a key sequence of 46639. A key sequence that's also used for the word 'goofy'. Which alphabetically is earlier in the selection sequence than honey.

She withheld what little affection and niceness she was capable of mustering for ages after that. Interestingly, she had a similar response to this when I told her the thing about her growler, but at least I meant it that time.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:48, 10 replies)

hahah, *clicked* for the "with a growler like Brian Blessed's chin and the personality of a freshly raped Smiths fan." line

( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:50, closed)

^^
what he said.

Click!
(SimianKid internet faffer, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:16, closed)

^^
Brian Blessed's chin *clicky*
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 17:45, closed)

What they said...
Eloquent, Sir, eloquent.

Haved click-eth-ed.
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Wed 5 Aug 2009, 17:51, closed)

the key sequence should be 46639
just sayin is all
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:10, closed)

Thank you...
...but no one loves a smart arse! :-)
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:49, closed)

you could try.
you might even like it
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:00, closed)

^^
what they said. *thieves sentence*
(berk, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:34, closed)

I had to Google Brian Blessed
and then I went...........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........................ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

clickety click
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:18, closed)

Lies about the girl...
"...Lovely young filly called sue (none of that is true, her initial was V and she was a cunt)."

This means you were courting a horrible old man called Victor?

Have a click anyway. :)
( unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:45, closed)