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How has a mobile phone wrecked your life?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:14)
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The first thing that crossed my mind was......that your wife's been away for a few days and this was you proving that you'd been faithful to her by only committing sexual indiscretions with your right (or left) hand.
Then I realised you probably just needed to wipe your arse.
Why did I think of wanking first?
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Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:35,
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Well, this *is* b3ta.(b=.=)b
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