Could you explain this for those of us with less than three brain cells, please?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:19, 3 replies)

Hmmm
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(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:31, closed)

Yeah, that was a genuine "I don't have a clue what most of this means" though.
Your reply doesn't really help.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:36, closed)

I'm sorry, that was just noise as well.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:58, closed)

For you sure, but which of the big words did you find issue with? Always there to assist.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:39, closed)

Tis, qual, urgh & yr
Also, the overall story escapes me. Are you saying you had a job for 10 years, then went on the dole for 10 years, then were sacked for another 10 years, then you selected a year, then you had some meetings with an interview, then you went to New Zealand for 10k more than you were earning on the dole?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:45, closed)

Broke up with my "Queen of The Harpies" gf - "Painya" (you know that 1 truly fucked up relationship you have to have to understand that it was a truly fucked relationship) and the small group of (male) friends who chose her over me including my ex-business partner Dick (couple even fucked her - mmmm... slops, but already knowing what a fucked up bitch she could be my only question is "Why?").
A jizz-monkey - "Dumpster" moved in with me (gotta pay the rent... or not as was the case) who then did a runner aided by Dick.
My besty Ron-as-in-Later (that was his nom de plume) then took it upon himself to nick Dick's massive pot plant as revenge for seeing his mate so royally fucked over. He then slowly sold me large bags of that stuff over several months for a very small financial outlay (I'm talking silver coins - asked no questions, he told me no lies). Ron only told me that a few years ago. He died last Dec. I miss you mate.
So - Dick I enjoyed smoking all your pot you wanker. Cheers fuck-knuckle. I hope to god you still have the misfortune of being Painya's friend/wanna-be fuck buddy (she never liked the fatties btw).
Names changed cause I put a shit-load of sugar in Dumpster's bike tank & happily watched the business I'd built up (without a lot of Dick's help) crumble to not-very much AFTER he'd bought me out.

WOW! That was so puerile. Nice & cathartic.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:49, closed)

Yes!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:55, closed)