Q. what is the best joke
A. quimception
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 23:44, 1 reply)

Oh, right. If you redefine "lazily nicking and 'shopping an image someone put in their own b3ta profile" as "digging up people's personal photos", I guess I'm guilty as charged.

Hey ho.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 23:55, closed)

A2. ha-ha

you should totally file a patent for "pabulum" btw, as far as made-up words go it's pretty good
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 0:12, closed)

Have we segued onto "throwaway puns from last year" now? Jolly good. I presume you have some sort of point at the end of this little trip down memory lane.

I don't think I'd be very successful with your proposed patent. Even if you could patent words (you can't) - there's a fair amount of prior art. As you'd know if you owned a dictionary, or could work Google.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 0:25, closed)

you'll achieve nothing by vandalising online dictionaries, mate
A3. a petty moral crusade only the Sun and other pond-life might care about
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 0:48, closed)

If only there was a convenient way to link to all of my previous posts in one fell swoop. It'd save you an awful lot of trouble.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 1:13, closed)