Ok, due to popular demand heres little dit for you.
Apologies in advance for length.

Right, so last Friday I had to go for a scope to check and see if my Crohn's had become active again as I was noticing some symptoms that usually would indicate active disease.

So to make it all lovely, you can opt for sedation, I wasn't going to bother as he wasn't putting it all the way in (ahh thank you). My doctor came to visit me in the prep room and asked why I didn't want the sedation and I said well I fancy a beer and I know your not meant to drink after sedation. "Well what do you mean by a beer?" He's seen me drink before when he bumped into me in the gay pub my dad used to own (wholeeee other story). Well only a coupley beers and a curry, so he said just to take it as I had already had a few pints and bare that in mind. So lovely I get to get off my tits on Midazolan and have a few beers.

So sedation in, warm fuzzy feeling, loverly jubbly. So scope goes in, the first or inch or two is a little inflamed. I am now my own discovery channel special watching last nights dinner on a TV. I had no bowel prep so there was a fair bit of 2 way traffic for what of a better word, it was like watching Liam Neeson in Taken when he drives against traffic the wrong way. My doctor was like Louis Hamilton with this scope with smooth maneuvers round behemoth bum logs.

Now fantastically there is no active disease, only local irritation where basically I've put on a bit of weight and its irritating where the intestine passes through my abdomen.

I can't express the relief I felt when he told me and I saw that there was no active disease I nearly cried. I'm rocking on for 2 and a half years in remission now. Losing my bumole was a small price to pay for getting my life back.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:14, 20 replies)

Click for the Liam Neeson bit.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:19, closed)

Typical fatty,
needlessly consuming health service resources.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:09, closed)

well after being 6'2" and weighing 7 and a half stone
I thought I deserved to get a little bit fat. aka a healthy weight of 13 stone.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:43, closed)

Click
It's not QOTW without a no bumhole story.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:14, closed)

Losing your bumhole was pretty careless, eh?
Did you definitely check the pocket in your OTHER trousers?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:20, closed)

There was a hole in that pocket.

(searlichek, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 17:41, closed)

bumless for Mod!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:26, closed)

Is the video available for public viewing?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:39, closed)

I promise next time I have a scope done I'll film it all and upload it haha

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 17:42, closed)

Enquring minds.
When you had the initial op, what hurt more? The large wound in your abdomen, or having your arsehole sewn up?
( speedyballbangpots, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:49, closed)

Deffo the abdomen
Ex bumole was fine. However throwing up after you have had your abdomen sliced from sternum to groin and then stapled back up is probably one of the most painful experiences I have gone through to date.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 17:43, closed)

nameless for Mod!
Thanks!
( speedyballbangpots, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:22, closed)

in a gay bar but you don't have an arsehole?
What a prick tease.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 17:29, closed)

Oh i was awfull
promise you it did not stop them from fucking trying. 95% of the blokes in there were absolutely lovely guys that i still speak to but there were a handful I would describe as predatory mincing nonces. makes me shiver
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 17:45, closed)

Means they get to fuck the stoma.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:13, closed)

apparently there is a whole fetish scene for this
I haven't had the balls to google it. Also, a stoma nurse told me about a gay bloke who's boyfriend fucks his stoma
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:14, closed)

clicked

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:06, closed)

See this is where the naysayers crash and burn.
A good story by a top bloke gets our admiration every time.
Look how sweet the so called usual suspects can be in a decent thread.
And may the sun always shine on you Bumless.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:17, closed)

Bumless is a god amongst insects.
A god who shits out of his belly.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 23:36, closed)

In the kingdom of arseholes, the bumless man is king.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:15, closed)