I am a super hero that quite often comes to the rescue of others, well 4 times so far anyway.
I call my alter ego "Carrier bag man"

It all started about a year ago when I spotted a woman in the city centre, she was struggling with a load of shopping that had fallen all over the floor because her carrier bag had broken, I knew I had a carrier bag in my pocket, so quick as a flash I walked over and handed her the bag and said "would this help?" she looked back and smiled and said "Thankyou" I then seamlessly melted back into the croud from where I had come.

From that day forward I vowed to always carry a carrier bag around with me to come to the rescue of those unfortunate enough to suffer the
same fate as the poor woman did.

So far I have helped 3 others appart from her.

No one knows my identity, no one knows where I come from, no one knows where disapear to, no one knows if I'll be there to help if their bag brakes, all the know is that I AM CARRIER BAG MAN.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:32, 15 replies)

where were you on wednesday
when my cast was getting rained on? i had to walk around dorchester with a poundland bag on my arm!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:35, closed)

Ow poor sod!
I always carry Sainsbury ones for my poor unfortunate victims.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:45, closed)

i'd have felt more comfortable round there with a waitrose bag

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:07, closed)

My mission is to save people, not spoil them!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:14, closed)

bah!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:40, closed)

I grew up in Dorchester.
Trufax! I'm well posh me. My Mum probably saw you, and thought you were a pleb due to the Poundland bag.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 12 May 2013, 18:07, closed)

more than likely

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:34, closed)

Worst superpower ever

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:36, closed)

You would say that if your bag broke and I was there with a replacement....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 16:11, closed)

I could have done with you just now walking the hounds
Boris the border collie did loads of extra shits on our walk and used up all the bags in my pocket . We were on the the home straight and he did another right outside someone's gate. I had to scoop it up with a tissue into a wheely bin. Fucking mingin
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Sat 11 May 2013, 17:28, closed)

Next time just shout as loud as you can "Where are you carrier bag man, please come to my rescue"
If I'm within ear shot I'll come to your rescue!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 14:40, closed)

MES?
I don't make waves, I hide bags in graves
No cash is earned straight nowadays anyways
Please all you onlookers understand
So make gangway for Carrier Bag Man
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 11 May 2013, 22:23, closed)

Haha, that's ace...
never heard it before :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 14:40, closed)

You need some sort of a costume
perhaps with a carrier-bag mask
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:02, closed)

Wierd tramp with carrier on head arrested for the fourth time this year!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:59, closed)

Oh Noes! I have too many melons to carry comfortably!
Even if I stuff two of them into my shirt to make a pair of comedy breasts.

Who will save me ?

Anyone ?

Anyone at all ?
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:22, closed)