NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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You shouldn't have to put up with it.The dog never goes out past 9pm just in case he does catch sight of Catsputin and attempts to give him a new face.
Pet owners should keep control of their animals, just as f*ckwits should keep control of their stereos, just as idiots should always use their indoor voices.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:19, 1 reply)
Exactly,Dont get me wrong, I know there are plenty of responsible pet owners around, its just my bad luck to have the hound of the bloody baskervilles and garfield living next door.
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GarfieldI would not like to see what that cat produced. I was especially not wish to see it in my garden.
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.True..You wouldnt :)
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You willIf you try mowing the lawn after bloody tiddles has left a mouse based coiler of elephantine proportions hidden in the grass
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