Neighbours
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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This doesn't make sense, I am aware of that.
To anyone who spends most of their time around more sensible, balanced people and not in an environment where hard crime, unemployment and drugs are rife may see this stories as baffling and laughable. Unemployment leaves people alot of time to think and brood on situations most people simply dont have time to keep thinking about.
The thing is, I put the story on here as an example of a neighbour I had trouble with. The amusing part was supposed the be the sheer idiocy of her trying to make a point by sleeping with someone. If it made complete sense and was a measured and calm response to a childhood rivalry it would make a shit story. I have written a completely true story, unlike many people on this site.
Who is the extra link in the chain?
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:36, 1 reply)
To anyone who spends most of their time around more sensible, balanced people and not in an environment where hard crime, unemployment and drugs are rife may see this stories as baffling and laughable. Unemployment leaves people alot of time to think and brood on situations most people simply dont have time to keep thinking about.
The thing is, I put the story on here as an example of a neighbour I had trouble with. The amusing part was supposed the be the sheer idiocy of her trying to make a point by sleeping with someone. If it made complete sense and was a measured and calm response to a childhood rivalry it would make a shit story. I have written a completely true story, unlike many people on this site.
Who is the extra link in the chain?
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:36, 1 reply)
Weirdo - your friend - you.
Or I could have missed something important. Dunno.
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:58, closed)
Or I could have missed something important. Dunno.
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:58, closed)
There is no link
Just idiocy. I'll accept the reconciliation, perhaps you may enjoy another QOTW answer I post a bit more than this one, and I'll go on enjoying yours, though maybe not quite as much as I did :)
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:07, closed)
Just idiocy. I'll accept the reconciliation, perhaps you may enjoy another QOTW answer I post a bit more than this one, and I'll go on enjoying yours, though maybe not quite as much as I did :)
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:07, closed)
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