NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Crazy DogWe just moved in to a new house and the previous tenants warned us that next doors dog was mental. That turned out to be quite true, one of those small ones that think they're alsatians. You should see it bark and snarl from behind their window when you're putting your key in the door. Thankfully they have a bit of sense and keep it indoors although one day I got a text to say that it had gotten out and bit my friend in the leg! Quite unfortunate, although one good thing is we didn't hear one complaint about our housewarming party!
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