Neighbours
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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First rate work sir!...
A couple of excellently written pieces and I click them both with hammers.
I find it difficult to believe that someone as timid and gentile as yourself could resort to such acts of in-your-face petulant tomfoolery...
Oh, hang on a sec...
*remembers who he is talking to*
never mind.
( , Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:17, Reply)
A couple of excellently written pieces and I click them both with hammers.
I find it difficult to believe that someone as timid and gentile as yourself could resort to such acts of in-your-face petulant tomfoolery...
Oh, hang on a sec...
*remembers who he is talking to*
never mind.
( , Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:17, Reply)
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