NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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I bet youhave had many a wank thinking about this incident and where it might have gone.
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:01,
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errrr... NoGiven that herself has a face like a blind cobbler's thumb, and that I've already had the misfortune of seeing her spaniel's-ears-like tits when she's chosen to sunbathe topless in the garden (oops, been a bit sick in my mouth again), I can absolutely guarantee that the incident has never, and will never, be brought to mind during any acts of onanism.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:15,
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