It's pretty minimal, but counts I guess
Every Friday arvo when I leave work, I go through the local McDonalds to enjoy a 50 cent ice cream cone. I like to give the cashier $5.50 with the instructions to give the next ten people through the drive through a free ice cream cone if they want one. Been doing this for some months now, and the one and only time someone from the queue behind me caught up and managed to give me a cheer, it was a road crew truck full of yellow hi-vis vest wearing workers, each raising their ice cream cones to me from the next lane as they flew by me. Made my damn day, actually.
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:09, 10 replies)

Hell of a way to end third world poverty.

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:16, closed)

You bastard!
What about the lactose intolerant? Eh? EH??
Murderer
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:31, closed)

You do realise that the cashier normally just pockets it the minute your back is turned?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:45, closed)

Heh.
Even if they don't I bet they quietly mutter 'sure, I'm going to keep track of your fucking $5 and try and pimp ice creams to everyone for the next 45 minutes'.
(username failed moderation, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 16:39, closed)

If a Drive Thru worker tried to give me something for free I'd assume that it was either out of date or contained laxatives.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 21:45, closed)

Or they'd dropped it.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 22:46, closed)

^ uses fast food restaurants plus too fat and lazy to walk into the place.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 21:41, closed)

haha what?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 21:53, closed)

arvo?
That makes me wince.
(Porcupine, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:06, closed)

I wouldn't say Reg is a mate per-se but we serve on a couple of committees together (PCYC and SoftBall), we've known each other since both our kids started school and we always have a long natter/argument at the PCYC Grounds Committee meetings (Fri. arvo shout at the pub after work).
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 21:55, closed)