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This is a question I should have been arrested

Faced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.

Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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your missus rarely drinks in case it lowers her inhibitions and she has sex with you.
cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:13, 1 reply)
Oh Janet.
Never going to experience the bittersweet joy of childbirth are you?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:41, closed)
what? i have a daughter, thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:07, closed)
ringofyre
doesn't let little things like not knowing a thing about a person get in the way of his judging them, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:42, closed)
I Refuse
to believe you have any children. I've seen a picture of you (gaz me for link) and you're one of the ugliest bitches I've ever seen. No man would fuck you. Ever. No matter now drunk they get.

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 6:44, closed)
whoa there, mr bitter-online.
I am well aware of the picture. you need to let go, man. does your 'wife' know what a horrible misogynist you are?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 7:17, closed)
You really are actually a horrible, horrible man, aren't you?
I'm surprised it took me quite so long spent in ambivalence to reach this conclusion.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 8:38, closed)
So...
it's fine for Janet to follow me around, slagging me off on virtually every post I make? Indeed, in this thread, she implies that my missus will only shag me when she's drunk.

But, when I retaliate, I'm a horrible person?

Fuck off, Scarpe, your hypocrisy is showing.

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:15, closed)
I'M NOT UPSET!

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:25, closed)
it's ok scarpe, he's just trolling.
cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:31, closed)
Aaahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:26, closed)
i know i'm in danger of repeating myself, here.
but you properly need to get over yourself. i don't 'follow you around' - that paranoia you feel is just your ego stalking you.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:27, closed)
pointless internet shitcunt whinge whinge whinge
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! fatpoof, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:33, closed)
lololol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:35, closed)
There's nothing bittersweet about childbirth.
It's fucking awful, whichever way it's carried out.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:23, closed)

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