Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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When i left schoolMy friend had a party. lots of booze, cheap booze at that.
I brought 2 bottles of some shite called "Scotsmac", i remember it actually being quite nice, but i was pretty much an alcohol n00b back then.
So anyway, I go up to my friends sisters friend, and whilst acting like james bond (at least, in my scotsmac drunken state i was, in hindsight i was a drooling lemon) i asked her if she was seeing anyone.
The reply was "no" with a little smile at me.
so i returned with "bit of a bugger that, aint it" then stumbled off a bit miffed.
You see, i forgot what question i asked her, and though i'd asked her if she was single.
Wasn't until i was in the other room that i realised what i'd actually asked her and proceeded to bang my head on the door. the damage had been done, there was no comeback. :(
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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 20:25,
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