Roasting of Peas
My worse moment would have had to be when I was working in a care home. I had dodgy guts all day due to a hangover and far too much red bull, and I often had to stop in a disused corridor to avoid causalities. It came to meal time, and I was helping to pass around the plates, when the urge came so desperately. I snuck one out passing by a particularly difficult old dear, and took off to the other end of the room. On returning for more plates, I overheard some of the senior carers discussing the poor woman I had dropped one by.

"Oh dear," one exclaimed, "I do think Mary's had an accident."

By this point I was laughing so hard I had to go busy myself, and I did try to go over and admit that I had dropped a nasty by her, but my nerves got the better of me. So poor old Mary kicked up a huge fuss as she was wheeled out to be changed, her innocence falling on deaf ears.

She died a week or so later. I hope I had nothing to do with it..
(Aruu does not put all her trust in root vegetables., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:14, 5 replies)

"would of"?
*internet rage*
impotent
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:18, closed)

I am ashamed.
Please take my Grammar Nazi badge.
(Aruu does not put all her trust in root vegetables., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:37, closed)

If I worked in such a place, I too would go out of my way to strip the old fuckers of any remaining vestiges of dignity

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:56, closed)

What the fuck is a nasty?
Is it a fart, some vom, or a shit?
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:59, closed)

yes

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:23, closed)