Just remembered...
I will try and keep this brief.

Background: For many years I have attended the Worthing mixed hockey festival. Being a mixed festival, involving more alcohol than hockey, this has led to many relationships, several weddings and one baby. It has also meant a great many trips to A&E.
In 2009 one of our keepers stage-dived off a table in the beer tent and managed to face-plant on the hard plastic flooring, knocking himself out and leaving St Johns ambulence to pick up the pieces and the bar manager to wash away a great deal of claret. Later in A&E His face looked like a bag full of smashed crabs. His family were very upset and with his sister due to get married the following year, he needed to be constrained to prevent it happening again. So in 2010, to keep him on the floor, a Ball & Chain was created for him (using a kids medium sized plastic ball, a chain, cement and ankle cuffs from tinternet). Padlocked in place and with a chain too short to hold standing up, he was going nowhere fast.

The set up: Our hobbled hero had been planning to Tar & Feather another player (take one large tin of treacle and a feather pillow. Pour on the former, throw on the latter) but unable to give chase, he was soon out witted, hoisted by his own petard and covered in treacle and feathers.

The relevant bit: amusing as it was, no taxi was going to take him back to the hotel and so he needed to get clean. This was a two man job and so so it came to pass that somone walked in on two people in the communal showers, one naked, half covered in treacle and feathers and padlocked to a ball and chain, the other...not. It wasn't what it looked like.

Apologies for length, timing and content. If anyone can tell me how to post pictures, I will put one in replies. (EDIT - Pictures now in replies)

P.S. Posted from my shitty phone, so doubtless contains several spelling / gramatical errors. My bad.
( ForecastMonkey, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 16:13, 2 replies)

Upload the pic to b3tards.com
Then just copy and paste the link it gives you into your post.
( MatJ LOOK, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 16:39, closed)

Perfect - I will do so one I get home and am not on my phone. Cheers!
( ForecastMonkey, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 16:58, closed)

!
Hurry, hurry!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 2:56, closed)

Pics!




Note: Face Plant was the tour name given after after his failed stage dive in 2009

Thanks to MatJ for the heads up on pictures - it was all very simple. Cheers!
( ForecastMonkey, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:57, closed)

I find this hard to believe
...because it would mean that something interesting happened in Worthing.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:19, closed)

It's
only one weekend a year - the exception that proves the rule!
( ForecastMonkey, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:59, closed)