One Night Stands
Freddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
So what's with the massive cheeks and buck teeth?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:15,
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no no no. you're thinking of your mum's arse.
AGAIN.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:22,
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That was proper weak.
No wonder chompy was embarrassed about giving you a sympathy fuck.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:04,
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it's not my fault your mum has a toothy massive arse
don't take it out on me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 18:26,
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And yet again, this is why replies should be able to win.
/ac
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 18:33,
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^ this
/ac
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 20:20,
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