The Onosecond
Wired magazine once defined the 'onosecond' as the time between hitting 'send' and realising that you really didn't mean to send that to your granny.
What inappropriate email/text/photo have you sent to wrong people? Are they speaking to you any more?
( , Thu 26 May 2005, 10:15)
Wired magazine once defined the 'onosecond' as the time between hitting 'send' and realising that you really didn't mean to send that to your granny.
What inappropriate email/text/photo have you sent to wrong people? Are they speaking to you any more?
( , Thu 26 May 2005, 10:15)
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Caught out via text.
Ono!
I was seeing this girl who, quite honestly, was the most wonderful girl I have ever had the pleasure of erm, well, pleasuring!
We were due to meet up in a hotel in Hatfield and I thought I would send her a quick text to let her know I was looking forward to it.
Out came one of my most slushy, awful love-texts ever!
The text read: "Help. I've come to the sad conclusion that my body is addicted to you. I can't wait to be with you again." and some more slush followed.
Trouble is, she'd left the phone in the hands of her Husband.
Oops. I forgot to mention that part!
Haven't seen her since.
D'Oh!
( , Tue 31 May 2005, 9:23, Reply)
Ono!
I was seeing this girl who, quite honestly, was the most wonderful girl I have ever had the pleasure of erm, well, pleasuring!
We were due to meet up in a hotel in Hatfield and I thought I would send her a quick text to let her know I was looking forward to it.
Out came one of my most slushy, awful love-texts ever!
The text read: "Help. I've come to the sad conclusion that my body is addicted to you. I can't wait to be with you again." and some more slush followed.
Trouble is, she'd left the phone in the hands of her Husband.
Oops. I forgot to mention that part!
Haven't seen her since.
D'Oh!
( , Tue 31 May 2005, 9:23, Reply)
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