My betrothed
Used to do a spot of rowing.
She was away on a training camp in france and had been put out in a single for that particular session (single scull = just you on your own).
During the session, some 5km from the club house, she came up to the catch - the start of the stroke... and dislocated her shoulder taking it.

A normal person would drift slowly to the bank in tears, allow her coach who was with her to call an ambubumbalumps and wait for the help and drugs to arrive without moving too much.

What she actually did was borrow the coaches bike so he could row the single back, ride to the club and finding no one around, put the arm back in herself lethal weapon style against a wall.

To her credit she admitted to me that she 'may have been a little bit sick' when i called her after getting a picture on my mobile of her playing ping pong with her right arm in a sling a few hours later.
When I met her at the airport and she told me it was still a bit sore (translated - effing painful), I took her to casualty where they finished the job she started. She had only managed to get her arm halfway back in 'by wall'.

6 weeks of rehab later, shes back and stronger than she was before the injury, racing in the Remenham Challenge at Henley on the saturday (which is a Big Deal for those who care and also farther than ive ever gotten,) finally getting turned over by the GB wimmins eight.

She is the hardest person I know.
(magictorch, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:25, 7 replies)

yeah, that's super - but what's the biggest thing she's ever stuffed up her arse?

( 4Q just lurking, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:37, closed)

My cock.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:40, closed)

Hmm
Sounds like she's the "giver" in this relationship
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:46, closed)

Fucking hell O_o
I've clicked this. Partly because I do actually like this story, but mostly because I was scared that if I didn't your Mrs would come round & beat the shit out of me! ;)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:40, closed)

What, with her gammy arm? ;)
I reckon I could probably take her.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:47, closed)

When you snuggle, who's on top?

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:52, closed)

im little spoon

(magictorch, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:40, closed)