Sixth form
Not as funny as others i've just read, but heres mine.

Way back in sixth form, I was in 'that' group, you know? The one that likes all the computer games and handheld gaming things... The socially awkward nerdy group.
It consisted of Joe, Daniel and me. We would always chill round each others houses, avoid girls and tirelessly play playstation or have nintendo battles.

Instead of, you know, outside...


Anyway, after my turn of having them round I found Daniel's phone, forgotten. Curious, and feeling up to no good, I had a look through his texts.
I found one between Daniel and Joe that said "Do you want to tell isnotmyPIN about us? or do you think he's better off not knowing?" and Joe replying "idk i dont want it weird". This piqued my interest but I found nothing else on his phone that could elaborate cause it ran out of battery and was mostly texts from his mum...
I still dont really know what it was about, I never broached the subject cause he would have been pissed off I looked on his phone.
It could really mean anything, maybe they were in a relationship with each other? Moving away? Doing drugs? In a cult?
Its probably something simple, but since we dont talk much after going to uni, you cant just bring it up in conversation.

I guess i'll never know.
( 6821isnotmyPIN Bored cig., Sun 28 Aug 2011, 3:01, 3 replies)

Obvious really...
They were lining you up for a reverse human centipede. You've probably blanked it from your memory.
(badgermonkey007, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 7:46, closed)

you can't come on here and tell half a story
I overheard something once but I don't know if it was important or not because I only heard a little bit of it, then I went home and had cheese on toast
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 18:53, closed)

Can we ask them instead?

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:56, closed)