In estonia
I went there on a trip from Finland, where i was on a 4 month placement from my uni.
I went out on the piss with 3 other blokes (all Finnish and unable to speak English) after a few hours of drinking they decided to find a whorehouse. They flaged a taxi down had a chat to the driver and away we go, with me thinking we are off to another bar.

We pull up at a house and I started to wonder what was going on, my frist thought was arrrh they must be getting some coke. We all get out the taxi who then drives off, I'm getting really worried by this point.
A knock on the door and its opened by a scantily clad lady, I suddenly worked out what was going on, sobered up and started to flap. I tried in my best Finnish (i only knew yes, no and a swear word Vittu) to explain I hadn't payed for sex before and didn't really want to. To this day I'm sure they misunderstood me and thought i was trying to say I'd never had sex, becuase they all chipped in and payed for me.
So I ended up spending a very enjoyable hour with a russian lady, who also couldn't speak english, for free.
Technicly I didn't pay, but the round of appluse I got from everyone in the house afterward was payment enuff I think.
(lost at the beach, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 1:26, Reply)